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Thick n’ creamy but way more sexual.
This creme Anglaise is thiccy cream!
When a guy gets some ice from Mickey D’s, grinds it with his teeth, then goes down on a lady until she orgasms into his ice-filled mouth in which the male spits out the ice/cum mixture into her belly button, takes a straw and blows bubbles into it. From here he can either Spring Break ‘04 or Summer Popsicle
Shit it was so hot out yesterday, I wish Jazmine would have let me have a cream slush
When semen from a prior ejaculation blocks the urethra, creating a barrier that the urine must break during urination. This can result in multiple streams, usually in different directions.
My buddy John got a cream cork got piss all over my fucking toilet.
A meme so overused that its overuse becomes a meme.
The name is in reference to crushing food until it becomes a paste or cream.
Because of Take on Me's use in Take on Those Notes, the song became a creamed meme.
Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.
Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'
Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'
Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
The act of ejaculating into the belly button of a participant to then proceed to suck the sperm out of the belly button and spit it all over their face.
You won’t believe what I did to cal last night. I belly creamed him and he actually enjoyed it!
When you nut so violently in your girlfriends ass, she imediately has to go shit it out
My girlfriend was upset when i gave her a cream floater last night.