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A band crush is when a person obsesses over a band/musician that they like. This could include constantly or repeatedly listening to their music within a short amount of time, to obessivly researching them (including personal lives.) In some extreme cases of band-crushing, the crusher will protect the crushee from any form of criticism whether from friends or others.
"I've read all about (insert band/musician here)! I even know their pet's names!"
"Dude, you've got a total band-crush going on"
"Hey, have you heard (insert band here)'s new single? it's a real let down"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
"Woahh man, don't have a band crush!"
Stage Crush - Noun.
When seeing a theatre show, you cultivate a sense of adoration and attraction to a particular member of the cast, and can't stop thinking about them the entire time.
Stage crushes are usually dealt with once you see them offstage being mean to their friends and ignoring people they don't like, all the while making bad sexual puns.
I was watching the boy who played Roger all evening - his guitar playing was so sexy! I got a completely ridiculous stage crush. I just had to go meet him after the show! But then I saw him offstage covered in grease and sleazy smiles... and decided to hightail it outta there.
The completion of a guy masturbating and then wiping his little soldiers on a napkin, tissue, sock, etc.
I'll call ya when I'm done crushing soldiers.
Falling hopelessly in love with the partner you lost your virginity to.
Such a shame she doesn't realize she's only tripping on a virginity crush." "Yea, that guy she's with is such a tool.
Someone you have a crush on, even though they're kind of skanky or nasty.
"When I see those posters for the new Simple Life, I have a dirty crush on Paris Hilton, despite all her STDs."
Having such a hate for someone that you start creeping on their Facebook to see what they're doing as if you have a crush on them. Most common in Ex's. For example, Checking your boyfriend's ex's page repeatedly to see if her pictures are prettier than yours or if she's seeing anyone or if she's talking to him.
"Did you see that she's in an "open relationship"? What a skank. I have the biggest hate crush on her.
Respect, admiration and idolization of another man. Non-sexual. Celebrities, athletes and rock stars are often the object of the man crush.
You can not have a man crush on a friend of yours. That is simply a strong friendship.
Two possible conditions for determining if you have a man crush are:
1. Badly wanting to be that man.
2. If your man crush approached your significant other and began hitting on her, you would excuse yourself and let him have her, at least temporarily.
I have a man crush on Sidney Crosby. I would likely sell my soul to be him and if he wanted to nail my girlfriend, I'd compliment him on his awesomeness and excuse myself.