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National curse someone day

On April 16, go to your witch friend and they have to curse someone of your choice (typically your enemy)
Choose a curse that is not too violent like something that will just annoy them bother them for the fun of it

Person 1: hey person 2! It’s National curse someone day can you curse my enemy for me?

Person 2: ugh fine only because it’s national curse someone day today. What curse do you want to give them?

by Randomuserjusthere April 15, 2025


November 12th Curse

It is said that an ancient troll died on November 12th, hexing anyone born on that cursed day to never get a girlfriend or go through puberty.

Person A: Why am I so lonely? I do everything right.
Person B: It’s the November 12th curse dude, you’re cooked 💀

by wheezie5135 November 02, 2024


Classroom 209 Curse

The feeling you get when the hátsó padsor keeps laughing like hyenas and have horrible humor
Typically this feeling comes up every class thats in the 209th classroom.
Theres nothing you can do about it, because the teacher is useless.

Person1 : "Wow i love this class"
tsó padsor : "HAHAHHA YOU SO SIGMA LOL"
Person2 : "Not for long. Welcome to the Classroom 209 Curse."

by Csavarhuzó April 05, 2025


CPP Curse

Since the bitches at Cal Poly Pomona and Pomona, in general, are in general so fucking mid the males attending or living near CPP are afflicted by the CPP Curse, the curse inflicts bronco vision and buffs ugly bitches stats. In layman's terms all since all the girls are so ugly at cpp a 4/10 normally would get bumped up to a 7/10. The curse also does not allow attractive women to join the school and hypes up ugly bitches leaving normally attractive males stuck with women way below their leagues.

Bro the CPP Curse strikes again, my homie fucked a mid white woman and was proud

by I-hate-fat-bitches February 28, 2023


Tiny Curse

Think of something funny and/or misfortunate to happen to someone you dislike, then look at them and say the words"I curse you."

Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.

"You can't do that or I'll curse you!"

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"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."

"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"

by heheer February 02, 2024


The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 10, 2023


The Crimson Curse

Whilst once having sexual intercourse with a person of red hair, you come to find out they have given you an STD.

In college I slept with this girl named Becky and she gave me the Crimson curse. I had to go to the doctor for checkups and medicine every week!

by Mars rover July 26, 2015