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Mallorys Daddy
You better not mess with Mallory Eddie will get you.
Eddie is a short chubby Asian boy. He loves to blackmail his sister which annoys her so much. He loves basketball but he goes for north Melbourne in footy which is a disgrace. But overall he is a funny and annoying boyyy.
Eddie is annoying his sister and she wants to kill him.
When someone is coming to you on bullshit
Aye my boss on that Eddie shit today
He is the most caring person you will ever meet. He only fights if someone hurts his friends or family. If you have a Eddie in your life, never let him go. He is the best boyfriend and sometimes really good in bed.
"I wish I had a Eddie in my life."
Eddie a bitch ass nigga imm beat his ass whenever I see him imma take his bitch too he a pussy ass nigga
Eddie is a gay ass faggot
Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.
Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?
Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.
One who is not locked up, nor will ever have the capability to be locked up
Look at that Eddie over there. That guy will never lock it up