The act of laying on a couch for multiple hours with a laptop laying on your belly and munching on a bag of generic chips, all while in a catatonic state.
"Hey bro, have you heard of Ethaning?"
"Nah, what it is it?"
"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."
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Ethan is a boy who loves memes A LOT and makes you LaUgH. he becomes friends with people really easily, and if your having a bad day you can talk to him because he makes you laugh. hes actually really cute to tho. and hes a big SmArT AsS. but there is one bad thing... He has a CHEATING ASS BROTHER WHO IS A WHORE AND CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND! but hes a bit slow so... back to Ethan, he is the sweetest person you will ever meet, and he likes to call people BITCHES... but i know hes joking..i think:/ hes they type of person to yell "FAGGOT" at the top of his lungs. well that is Ethan for ya. "im Ethan and im 14 slayin all these women wit my massive peen, i got a couple of hobby's besides bein blond, like preforming for my boys with my ribbon bitton, i drink lots of soda and hang out at the mall. i used to skate bored but i knocked out a ball!"
ethan is odd
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Ethan is the type of person you hate being around. Usually Ethanβs are homosexual and are very ugly. If you see an Ethan run the other direction quickly before he tries to rape you.
Hey watch out heβs an Ethan, I heard they are very gay and like to rape older men
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a little bitch that broke me
remember ethan?, yeah the one in 7th grade heβs a lil mf
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a little bitch that broke me
remember ethan?, yeah the one in 7th grade heβs a lil mf
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Girl 1: Look over there he's pretty cute.
Girl 2: No he's not he looks like an Ethan.
Girl 1: I wasn't talking about the bald baby face i'm talking about the one with hair.
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