tortured eagle penis

when something smells or looks so bad so bad its compared to an eagles penis that has been mutilated

thats more ugly than a tortured eagle penis

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Bald Eagle

(Adjective) A compliment reserved for rare, amazing, or surprisingly awesome things, people or places.

My new diamond encrusted goblet is bald eagle.

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eagle's nest

RESTING YOUR BALLS ON THE TOP OF SOMEONES HEAD

THE WAY YOU ARE SITTING RIGHT NOW I COULD MAKE YOU AN EAGLE'S NEST!

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eagle melatonin rebirth

what i had in 2019

Damn watkat had a eagle melatonin rebirth

American Eagle Jeans

Jeans worn by gays and bi-sexuals normally named Joshua

You look like such a Joshua in those American Eagle Jeans

eagle head boner

a boner in which looks like a hourglass where the middle of the shaft of the penis is skinny with a wide base and big head.

Sally: Johnny's eagle head boner ravaged my womb last night!

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American Eagle

**** clothing for people that feel they're too good to wear cheaper clothing that has no holes and doesn't smell like cat piss.

Guy 1: Wow, he has some cat piss jeans!
Guy 2: You mean American Eagle jeans?
Guy 1: Exactly!

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