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What are you? 17th century English or something?
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england. A loser, a smelly man with no morals and no brain.
cody: Oi! I suck ass!
Someone: Yes you do!
cody" now be a good chap and bend over!
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when an english woman queefs in their partners face and then shits on their chest. She then starts to sniff the shit and then put into her mouth and spit onto her partners face.
Sandra: Hey Stacy. I totally gave Brad an english bull muff last night.
Stacy: Did he like it?
Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!
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haha
poor eric
always gettin that damn english wood
dayam he's gettin english wood again
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When you and your girl are having a great time in bed and you are about to spunk on your girl, but then suddenly pulls out some WD40 and a lighter and burns your dick.
Dude, ever since your girlfriend gave me the English Flame-Thrower, I have never been able to recover and have my normal Asshole ripping sex any more!!!!!!!
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A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.
teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!
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Unisex. Adj.
Having no or very little booty. So little booty in fact that you have negative booty, a vast plane of flatness. Usually reserved for people of European descent but as europe is a diverse place the word can be used to define anyone really.
Girl: Hey look (boy) is coming! Isnt he so handsome?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is handsome but i cant get over his english un-ass. There would be nothing to grab on to.
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