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Someone who in real life may be a drinking, slutty, drug taking, smoking, general mess. But on Facebook their privacy, photos, and language used are so censored that they look like an angel.
Someone who hides anything bad about themselves on facebook.
It's because she's friends with her (Dad/boss/nanny) so she's a total facebook angel.
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A period of unusual harmony when someone adds a new friend to their Friends list and immediately goes on a spree of liking and commenting on all posts and photos of the other. It usually survives for few months when things are at their sweetest and wanes out gradually.
SB: Nev, did you notice Dev and Kev liking and commenting everything on each others Facebook page?
Nev: Oh yeah! It's called Facebook Honeymoon. Won't last forever!!
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A term used when a piece of previously private news or information becomes acceptable for public consumption - so much so that it could be posted as a Facebook status update or profile information change and summarily commented on by those who take interest.
We wanted to wait until the end of the first trimester to make our pregnancy Facebook public.
We were trying to keep our hook up under wraps, but because of her sister's big mouth, it became Facebook public before we were sure where things were going.
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The act of stalking friends/foes on Facebook to see what they are up to. This varies from viewing profiles infrequently to full on stalkage of the Norman Bates kind. Helpful when you want to see what your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, ho and frienemies are up to.
Sabrina S. - Hey girl, why are you bummed?
Step - I went on Facebook and saw that Billy Bob's profile changed, he's in a relationship with that ho Jneen.
Sabrina - You need to chill the fuck out, and quit Facebook Stalking, damn.
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One who is active within the realm of Facebook but never allows him or herself to be seen as "online"
Notifications - John Doe commented on your status. < one minute ago
Online Friends (0)
"John Doe is such a facebook ninja!"
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Randomly clicking on friends of friends until you get back to someone you know.
Joe: Instead of studying for the exam, I got plastered and played facebook roulette for 3 hours.
Jose: You're retarded.
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There comes a time when a person chooses to burn down their current facebook profile and re-build an entirely new facebook persona. This might occur after a divorce, a nasty break-up, or even moving to a new town. It involves un-friending everyone they know, deleting all their pictures and starting all over from scratch. The old you goes away and the new you emerges from the flames like a Phoenix rising.
Boy, Don had a rough divorce! He lost his car, his house, his kids. He's moving to Florida and starting fresh. He even did a Facebook Phoenix and wiped out his whole online profile. He's looking to re-build his entire life.
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