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A tree that sprouts faggots, usually in bright colors. Most often the budding faggots sport clean grip tape and socks.
Every morning little Sammy wakes to water his faggot tree with fresh semen.
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A fart that is liberated with a loose audible suggesting an unconstrained anus, very much like that of a loose anus caused by repeated anal sex.
Jim: (Farts with a loud loose sound.)
Tim: "Wow! That was a nice faggot fart."
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refers to one who is extremely fruity, flaming, or gay.
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot!
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Also known as COD Fag. A COD Faggot can be identified if the person plays constantly and/or talks about COD (Particularly MW2) all the time. COD Faggotness is sometimes also seen as a un-official disease since it seems to spread like one except with the symptoms of a COD Fagoot.
How to determine symptoms of being a COD Faggot:
- The individual gets all of their military knowledge based off of COD.
- The individual thinks they know everything military related because they play COD
- The individual rants about how amazing one particular Weapon or Perk is in MW2
- The individual constantly brags to others on how they can "rape" another person with a certain weapon in COD MW2
- The individual will talk to other COD Fags about how high their KD ratio or what prestige they are at.
- Most importantly, the individual will deny all aspects of being a COD Fag in a defensive manner and will defend the game title.
If you see signs of these symptoms in yourself or another, we recommend you see a therapist or shoot yourself in the face since COD Faggotness will in most cases be permanent.
Remember: Where theres one COD Fag theres always a group of COD Fags.
Cod Fag 1: "Dude I can totally rape you with the Thumper"
Cod Fag 2: "Naw man i'll call an AC-130 on your ass"
Cod Fag 3: "Screw that i'll go Akimbo UMPs and kill all of you"
Non-Cod Fag: "Would you bunch of COD Faggots shut the fuck up already?"
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A Billy Faggot is someone that acts like a faggot with the intent to piss someone off. A regular faggot is someone that just naturally pisses people off because that's their demeanor.
Steve: Trey was being a such a faggot last night.
Jill: No, he was being a billy faggot.
Steve: A what?
Jill: Trey was clearly acting like that to piss us off.
Steve: Yea, true. He usually doesn't act like Steve-o from jackass.
Jill: Exactly, Steve-o is just a regular faggot.
Steve: Right, because Steve-o is like that all the time, and Trey is only like that when he wants to be annoying.
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Mere words cannot describe how much of a fucking tool someone has to be to deserve being called this. To be used only when conventional insults like polesmoker, motherfucker, cocksucker, and fgt just don't get the job done.
"Why the fuck are you hitting on my little 13 year old sister?? You FUCKING FAGGOT MOLESTER!!!!"
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A person who spends most of his/her time outdoors playing Football or spends most of their indoor time discussing or talking about football.
As well as this, a Football Faggot also possesses many characteristics; such as having a low IQ, not having any common sense, being disrespectful to others and generally behaving like someone who is in charge (when they are clearly not).
"Did you speak to Ryan?"
"Nah, not after he became a full Football Faggot."
"Oh."
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