Family Guy

A show that has many lovers and many haters, but I, for one, like it a lot. They recycle jokes a lot, but there's always one that just cracks me up. They're one of the few shows that can actually make physical humor funny (They have great timing).

Family Guy is funny, but here are some recurring jokes I'm REALLY getting sick of:

1. A group of the characters are involved in some argument or action packed scene but somehow find themselves in casual conversation.

2.Spontaneous showtunes where the lyrics aren't comedic (Seriously, they're just filler for two minutes of airtime).

3. Pop culture references from before I was born (I don't get them!)

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family affair

(n.) when redneck families try to figure out which one impregnated thier seven year old daughter. There is a good chance it was a brother, but uncle dad has a 5% chance.

It's a family affair.

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family guy

probably the world's most hilarious show

funniest character: peter, brian, or stewie

uh...u been w watching family guy? it looks like ur gonna choke to death from laughing.

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Family friendly

Describes a thing or a word that doesn’t include any things you could censor

Hey look at that family friendly show, I think you could let the kid watch

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family wrecker

A person that starts as a 'home wrecker' but increases her/ his destruction to include the whole darn family. A self obsessed behaviour that increases their disillusional way to hold on to something they know isn't really there's, thus causing chaos and heartache to all associated.

"The home wrecking, house wrecking piece of trash gets her/his thrills off knowing the one they want, no longer has any family to lean on because they've ensured it's all been destroyed. What a family wrecker!"

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family obligations

code for sexual relations within a relationship

Me: " did you fulfill your family obligations with your spouse this weekend?"
You: " oh no, We were way too busy and exhausted to consummate."

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Family Matters

Probably the most intellegent and greatest TV show of all time.

"whats your favourite show?"
"Family matters"
"really?"
" no, I'm a big fucking liar, the show sucked my balls, and I'm kind of gay, so it really sucked."

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