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A particularly wet fart, can also be accompanied by surprise diarrhea, usually occurring as a sign of needing to go poo.
Dude! I just did a jelly fart. I'd better get to the toilet!
A tag game where instead of tagging someone, you fart on them. That makes them "it." Then that person tries to fart on someone else.
Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.
"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."
"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"
A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.
"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"
A person who allows or coaxes their partner to join them in the shower after they have just secretly farted. Their partner thinks they are getting into a nice shower, but soon find out it is a gas chamber.
The shower equivalent of a dutch oven.
My boyfriend farted in the shower just before I got in! He's such a Fart Nazi!
Small beetles with elongated snouts who are primarily drawn to flatus.
My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.
A silent fart that has been farted in a lift without vents and the doors are closed. It knocks people out and it smells awful if you had rotten egg curry for breakfast.
Guy who hates farts"Why are you eating 10 times more beans than usual?"
Guy who loves farts"I wanna do a lift fart"
Guy who hates farts starts selling gas masks to anyone near a lift.