Ladies Cannot masturbate and or finger herself just like no nut November let so go ladiesssss!!!!!
Lora: Omg Sarah did you hear it’s fingerless February
Sarah: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
All girls can not finger their self’s in any way in the month of february. That also will include no touching their self. Goodluck girls, it’s gonna be really hard.
“Are you gonna do fingerless february”
“I don’t know it’s gonna be hard”
Person: That kid is so annoying
Smart person: Ikr good thing it’s February 17th
Person: What’s that?
Smart person: It’s the day where you can hit a kid
Person: yay
(They hit the kid and live happily ever after)
The birthday of the man the one and only
Dr dre if you are born on this day you instantly will be a known legend
My cousin is born on february 18th he gets all the hoes
An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.
“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”
Punch the first person you see day
p1: Hey how are you
p2: its February 24th
p1: oh shit
it’s my & millie bobby brown’s birthday!!
y: ,,which day is it today?”
x: ,,february 19th”
y: ,,oh shit it’s mbb’s bday”