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The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.
Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
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Disfigured human feet characterised by two "horns" protruding just below the ankle on the front of each foot. Not to be confused with frodo baggins feet.
"Look, daves got frodo biggins feet!!"
"dont u mean baggins Nick??"
"No i mean biggins"
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When your so drunk and jerk off, ejaculate, and as soon as your done you pass out from the orgasm. When you wake up all the baby yogurt will have hardened and when you try to pull your fingers apart your hand will resemble a ducks foot.
"man you were so drunk last night, you gave yourself a nice duck feet hands"
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a type of adult film witch has a lot of feet in random places
like a mans : Butt, Nose,eye,mouth,head,ear
I eat feet
with your girl friend?
some times with my mom
oh ok * skeets out of room
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Son of Memphis and Norma, little sweet penguin Mumble has a big problem: he can't sing a single note. In a world where everyone needs a heart song to attract a soul mate, Mumble feels he doesn't belong there. Our hero Mumble is the worst singer in the world, but he can tap dance brilliantly.
Person 1 : the best video of all time?
Person 2 : Happy feet
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Person #1: Yo, homie how ya doing?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?
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English, verb phrase,
1. To suck drastically at an activity.
2. To suck the feet of an Italian, Portugese or Spanish man.
3. To be of an assholeic manner of being.
God Jim, you suck dago feet at this game.
Regretably i sucked dago feet all day long while visiting Venice, It gave me mouth warts!
God Steve, why don,t u just suck dago feet to everyone.
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