Dick Fingers

Someone who is poor at catching objects such as balls in sports or anything being passed or thrown to them. Hence their fingers are resemblant of flaccid penises.

"Michael Hairsine always drops the ball"
"Ya, he has dick fingers for sure"

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Trigger Finger

-The act of shooting fast a semi-automatic gun

-Shooting fast a gun in videogames without using modded controllers

Kid 1: MrTriggerFinger shoots really fast, he must have a mod.
Kid 2: No he doesn't, he has a Trigger Finger.
Kid 1: Wow, idk that.

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doodoo finger

When wiping your ass you accidentally touch some shit that was still hanging on with your finger.

Bob came out of the bathroom with a doodoo finger.

Bob smells his finger, then realized he had doodoo finger.

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frisky fingers

A girl who gets off in the bathroom at school, using her fingers.

Trisha Zupan

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index finger

the finger that is mostly used, here are some uses for it.
1. Picking ur nose
2. used to point at someone
3. used to POKE someone cough cough sam lol.
4. to wave a no no to someone.
5. to mention someone to come near u
6. to itch a body part on ur body
7. used to scratch ur head when ur thinking
8. this finger is the one people usually bite on or chew on
9. to instruct a person or people

1. ew ur picking ur nose!
2. aw, your in trouble!
3. ow...wtf? STOP POKING ME!
4. thats not a good thing to do, thats a no no
5. come here hot stuff...
6. u no, my nose really itchs
7. now, 1+1= hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
8. yum yum yum

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Finger circle

Make a “ok” 👌 sign with your hand. Put it below your waist and wait for your friends to notice it. When they do you get to punch them, say “make you look” or slap them as hard as you can on the neck. This joke became popular in 2017 and is still relevant today. Go up to any kid and they’ll tell you what it means. This doesn’t mean anything nasty or “white power” it’s just a meme Karen.

*chad and Stacy are sitting together*

*Stacy makes a finger circle 👌 with her hand and puts it below her waist.*
*chad notices it*
Chad: dammit Stacy
Stacy: ha made you look loser😎

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finger scooter

To preform razor scooter like tricks on a males genitals and anus

Hey yo girl! Do you finger scooter on the first date?

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