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The presentation of the scrotal sack, within a pair of knickers. Arranged to represent a oversized set of vagina lips (labia)
This is then most commonly photographed and sent via text message to as many people as possible.
The best examples either convey a very extreme mess of a vagina, or try to look as close to a vagina as possible. Putting doubt into the viewers mind to whether they are looking at, Balls Flapping around a pair of knickers, or actually just a vile vagina.
(Mike) "ohhh, got a text from tom",
(Charlie) "yer what's that hobo saying",
(Mike) "oh ohhh awwwe, what the fuck is that!"
(Charlie) "where let me look... awwwwww shittt, dude you just got Ball Flapped!"
(Mike) "thats Ball Flapping disgusting. Can't believe Toms Ball Flapping people by text, and on my birthday as well. They do kinda remind me of that chick i muffed out back in Korea though"
(Charlie) "i dunno how to tell you this mike, but that chick may have been Ball Flapping you, you may have just been going down on a guys balls..."
(Mike) *Face of shame*
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when a man lifts a womans or fat kids tit and watch's as it flops saying "FLAP JACK"
"Dude did you see that girls boob bounce when I gave her that flap jack"
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When a male puts his nut sack over a female's nose and mouth while she is sleeping and snoring, thus creating a mud flap effect, as that of a mud flap blowing in the wind against a tire.
I give my girlfriend a mud flap every night.
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The roll of fat that forms on the back of a middle aged friend. This object is usually a surprise if you have not seen the guy in a number of years. The flab tends to look like a "flap", that if opened, might have the ability to absorb a double cheesburger (much like the Venus Flytrap). Although embarrassed, the friend knows that since he has "given up", no possibility for losing the flap exists.
Woah, Dude! Put your shirt back on...your Back Flap is freaking me out.
Hey Hans, does your Back Flap need a bra.
Buddy, what happened to you? You are sportin' a Back Flap?
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Flaps, a common word that refers to someones's body flaps. You can get them if you are:
a.) Fat
or
b.) Have too much extra skin.
It is extremely nasty. More nasty than kankles. Appearence: They appear to be folds in one's stomach area, breast area, back, or chin.
How to Get Them: Eat.
How to Get Rid of Them: Excersise.
(Example):
Person 1: "You're fat..."
Person 2: "WELL YOU GOT MORE FLAPS THAN A VAGINA!"
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Someone or something pretending to do something or be useful. A thin mask of effort behind which a total slacker resides.
After all that gab, you have really accomplished flap doodle.
bob villa is a perfect example of a master at flap doodle
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a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia
she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd
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