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When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring
This house is as flat as a witches tit!
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A common term of unknown origin, in which a person claims to be able to complete a task in 10.00 seconds. Existed long before the existance of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
You see that tree over there? I can run there and back in 10 seconds flat.
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when wearing a hanes lay flat colar t-shirt.
dude that kid has no bacon neck....ya i know he has lay flat swag
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A particulary savage vagina , usually with teeth and a smell that would strip paint. Not to be fingered at all costs.
She had been dancing all night and was wearing at least two pairs of pants over her tights , by the time it came to stroke the donkeys nose i decided id better feed it with a flat hand.
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Flat-Cap Driver refers to men of a certain age, 65+ out in their cars, usually on a Sunday afternoon but can be anytime really, who drive far slower than the road allows
Driving down the Motorway Maz and Giz encounter a slow car:
Maz (speaking out load to self): Hmm, come on it's not even Sunday, you're on a Motorway pick up some speed, you'll cause an accident driving this slow!!
Giz: Well what do you expect? Look you can see the driver, he's a flat-cap Driver, just overtake - can I poke my tongue out at him as we pass by?
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to play soccer having the defence arranged with four players in a straight line
"get back in line Ferdinand" shouted Fergie. "we're playing a flat back four"
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When a person lays on their back below a glass table; a second drops a hot dump on the glass for person one's viewing pleasure.
"That girl's back side is so hot, I wish she'd give me a flat bottom boat."
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