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A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.
There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...
I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!
The north Florida double decker is when I one gets a DUI and is responsible for an abortion before the age of 18.
Yeah bro Aidan is grounded rn for pulling off a north Florida double decker. Won’t be seeing him for a while.
It's when you dehydrate yourself and piss on a neighbor during a sunny Florida day. Typically the pisser does this from a high area such as a roof. The hot yellow piss will resemble sun rays as it flies through the air and into your neighbors eyes.
I hear Paul got Florida sun beamed again. Apparently he's pissed off a lot of people after talking to the police.
A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.
Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.
Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.
The Florida Firefighter is the sexual act involving 2 muscular men and 3 or more people around a campfire. The two “firefighters” will pee and cum in the direction of the fire while also aiming towards the peoples face and body.
The party was crazy last night. We even started doing the Florida Firefighter with everyone at the party.
The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic
Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle
A level 7 sex move where one female lies down doggy style, and a male proceeds to jump, fly, then dunk his dick in said female's ass. This move is possible with a male instead of a female. But it's too risky.
I was hanging out with my friends, then this big guy walked towards me and said he wants me to do the Florida Overpass with him.