Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.
Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
One of the items taken in the raid of your home when your corrupt Congressman husband (up for re-election in 11 days) tweets that you had a premonition of a dystopian society.
Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.
People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.
Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.
food so good make you wanna kill yourself
the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide
When you cant stop eating because you’re a fat ass
Jacob: yo i’m hungry
Vale: me too
Jacob: u a fatass
Vale: maybe we have a “food addiction”
When someone gives you food but you are not allowed to eat it
Why did he do that? That was Food Torture!
Plant food Is a substance used to get high or grow plants quicker commonly known as Pauline
Do you want to get some Pauline tonight?(plant food)
(metaphorically) dead, not longer alive, buried
She's dead, Mike. She's never gonna come back. She's feeding worms. She's flower food.