1.) Noun. - A tenacious sexual maneuver in which the man dives legs first onto a female's face and wraps his legs around her head in a death grip, presenting her with a faceful of brillo, much like the spikes of a porcupine. A few direct punches to the forehead may be necessary to maintain control of said female. Release is often encouraged after the female passes out or projectile vomits. However, Furry Vengeance can also be used as a preliminary move. Also see Alligator Fuckhouse and Space Docking.
2.) Noun. - See Tom Selleck
Greg: Dude my girlfriend's cheating on me. Fuckin bitch.
Chris: Its alright man just grow a canopy, lay down the law and show her Furry Vengeance.
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anchorman quote from brick tamland
Hey, Ron! i'm riding a furry tractor
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Sexual favours offered to tradesmen or others by housewives, in lieu of cash payment.
Yeah bro, I fixed her car and got paid by furry cheque. . .
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A furry who hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Steve might be a Closet Furry.
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Any individual who identifies as a Furry. By extension, all Furries are Furry Scum.
"Hey man, I wanted to tell you that I'm a Furry."
"FURRY SCUM! Leave my sight."
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Not to be confused with a regular furry, a hardcore furry dress up as an animal and engages intercourse with another hardcore furry. It is a widely stereotyped that all furries do this but it is only the hardcore furries that have sex in their costumes.
Chirs and Desiree like to dress up as cats and have hardcore furry sex
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Furries are a group of people who enjoy anthromorphic characters and sharing their lives into the hobby. Aka The Furry Fandom. The media is famous for looking at the more minisculed opinioned furries who take the hobby into perverted levels. The majority side of the fandom consists of artists, role players, and talents of all sorts.
"Fursonas" are the characters they represent as themselves or other things. Artists make personal art of other characters when asked to do so, for a price of course. Furry artists who actually have talent get away with getting around 10-30 dollars every time they make a piece of art. Because furries are so prideful in their work, stealing ones art (calling it your own, not telling who the artist was in the post, tracing the original work, ect.) will result in you getting harassed to the point of hopelessness.
Amungst Facebook.com the website consists of groups special for warning each other of people stealing art, bullying, scamming, ect. Furries sure are serious business when it comes to drama. You think you hate furries and how they want to have sex with everything? Well the fandom has a name for those furries and they're called "Basic Furs". Furries will no doubt attack and report consitently on anyone who is disgustingly perverted, and are so aggressive they only make things worse.
Person A: The furry fandom wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't any drama or perveted porn seekers.
Person B: Then there wouldn't be a fandom at all.
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