A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
Gabe is a funny and goofy fellow, he like to be silly and he flirts with all the girls in school. He is very good looking and confident in his self. Gabe is a kind person even though he acts like a bad boy. Don’t ever loose a Gabe in your life.
Girl: “ Woah! Who is that?”
Me: “ Gabe, my future husband!”
A kid that just smokes weed with his friends and his best friend is Antonio
the word used when you want to hang out with someone alone but they ask to bring someone else or totally ditch you. in other words they don’t want to be alone with just you.
Miranda: “Hey do you wanna hang out later?”
Gabe: “Who else is going to be there”
Miranda: “No one”
Gabe: “Sorry i’m busy”
Miranda just got gabed
The act of inserting your cock into a water bottle and pissing into it.
Person 1: “Would you like a drink of this water”
Person 2: “No it’s been Gabed”
(verb) When the name Gabe is used repeatedly for a quiplash answer.
“we just got Gabed!”
gabe: “who keeps gabing me?!”