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An "illeterate monkey" in a human's body. A complete failure who just doesn't want to accept his dumbness.
Let's be stupid today and do George Bush things.
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N. The act in which, during or just after sexual intercourse, one defecates into one's hand and flings it at his/her partner.
She got very freaky and even tried to pull a Furious George, but luckily I was able to duck in time.
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An arrogant assh... who thinks he gets brownie points with women by crediting his wife for his success. No george you should thank your daddy, your trust fund, your dads friends in high places,legacy admission to a prestigous university, Karl Rove, A.A. He has left a trillion dollar debt for our nations young citizens, abused the honerable young men and women in the armed services by knowingly accepting false intelligence and manipulating it to have his fantasy of being a war president become a reality.Al quaida thanks him as he is the poster boy for recruitment of anti american sentiment world wide and every innocent civilian he kills, their sons and brother join the resistance in Iraq . You have created a quagmire that the USA will pay for for centuries. Thanks for being the biggest f... up in the history of the United States!
Insight into americas biggest f... up!
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A George Washington, or G & W, as in gin and whisky, is usually made with jack daniels and giner ale.
I'll have a George Washington please.
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When you go to greet a female, instead of going for a hug, try to slip your hand down the front of their pants for a "feel".
Named after our local barman George who attempted this.
When he met her, he tried Slipping a George.
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What's the matter, didn't anyone out there ever watch the
Brady Bunch? They were so "Groovy" & "Far-out"!
Anyway, in one episode, Jan (Eve Plumb), was envious of
Marsha,Marsha,Marsha, and all of her "Hunks" playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (Jan) wasn't very talented @ playing the "skin flute", So she create, (so to speak) An imaginary boyfriend named...
GEORGE GLASS
Jorje: Que passa my freng? Homes, that Jan is looking "Kaliente"
Pedro: Jew better chill Meng, ... You better not let George Glass hear you! I heard that he is one bad Gringo!
By the way, did you ever see him?
Jorje: Nah vatto, you?
Pedro: Nah, but I heard that he's so BAD... he can blow bubbles through bricks!!!
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A man of no skills except dodging shoes
George bush got Shoe pwned!!!!!
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