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what you put in bleach or scream when you step on it
I LOVE MY CLOROX WITH GLASS SHARDS. OR F**K I STEPPED ON A GLASS SHARD
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The act, of jizzing on a nerds glasses, then growling, and running off into the night.
Me;I totally just tiger glass'd the fuck outta that one tron guy.
You; Oh man. i would tiger glass him. tiger glass all over his glasses. nhhhhuuuurh.
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A delicate female who is afraid of the pain of her cherry getting popped
"I can't fuck her she's got a glass pussy"
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the act of resorting to drinking strait from the bottle because you cant find a traditional shot glass or cup.
Bryson was getting turnt and wanted Becky to catch up. He couldn't find her a cup so she hit that Texas Shot glass.
When you magnify eggs to make the sex better
My dick won’t fit in the small pussy so I use the egg magnifying glass
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When a female has big breasts but a flat ass
Guy 1: Damn she got some tig 'ol bitties
Guy 2: But look from the back, she got a wine glass shape
Guy 1: Aww shucks Mr.Moseby, that's a shame
When a man eats out a woman on her period and he removes her tampon with his mouth, throws it behind him, and continues eating her out
Joe was telling his buddies about when he had to give his girlfriend a busted wine glass
Joe: I had to give her the ok' busted wine glass
Friends: sick bro!
*high fives*