Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.

Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"

Lip Guitar

lip guitar means kissing, making out, any type of kissing basically

"Hey, wanna play lip guitar?"

"Hell yeah I do!"

Speak Guitar

When one plays the guitar so beastly it is as if the player is speaking in another language. This usually occurs during major guitar solos or when serenading. This usually involves the use of guitar scales.

Dude! teach me how to speak guitar.

guitar quiero

1. A person who is extremely addicted to the game, Guitar Hero, and cannot stop playing even after they have gold-starred every song on expert.

2. The title of an Episode of "South Park".

Dun! that dude's been playing guitar hero for 3 days straight, he must be a guitar quiero.

Flying Bass Guitar

Aircraft such as the Antonov AN-12, AN-22, AN-26, and the Tupolev TU-95 that have a very low frequency prop sound when flying at high altitudes and even have the tendency to vibrate things on the ground.

I was watching Young and the Restless on tv and everything started to vibrate. The first thing I did was check FlightRadar24 and there was an Antonov AN-22 flying directly overhead. Those things have the tendency to vibrate everything even on the ground and I call it a flying bass guitar.

[Guitar Zero]

Someone who plays guitar hero on easy when online.
May or may not have passed medium, expert and hard but insists on playing on EASY all the time.
Prcatises so much they will always get 100% and win.

Gary: Aww man that sucks, you just lost playing Guitar Hero. You must be gutted.
Judy: Nah not really I was playing a complete Guitar Zero

big red guitar

Kenan’s guitar, also know as claire. The guitar is big and red. Not bright neon, but more like the color of the sunset. < ( reference from the hunger games )

Kenan’s big red guitar is sexy.