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Whilst giving a hand Job the girl puts her elbows into the sleeves of her t-shirt/Top, giving the impression of T-Rex arms
Dude 1: My girlfriend gave me a T- Rex Handshake last night.
Dude 2: She's a keeper
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The act of two girls scissoring on a man's cock until he fills each womens muff full of semen and then he watches them eat it out of eachother like an anorexic model eating saltine crackers and watches them spit on eachother till one gives up
" went to the club two hookers gave me a horse mouth handshake for quite the deal
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Another neologism for masturbation; from the fact that at one time, seventy five percent of pornographic movies were filmed there. Also called a "West Hollywood handshake".
After his wife went to bed, he engaged in a Culver City handshake while watching his favorite pornographic movies.
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When 2 guys sit across from each other and give each other hand jobs.
Nick: Where are Jon and Jose?
Mike: Probably in Jose's basement doing a San Francisco Handshake.
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<Noun>
Novelty sex-act performed by receiving a hand job from an African-American female in the missionary position in the vicinity of San Antonio, TX.
Man, my buddy got a San Antonio Handshake after the wedding reception last week!
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manual stimulation of a man's penis performed specifically by an Asian chick, usually in the setting of an Oriental Spa.
I didn't have enough money for sex so all I got was a Hong Kong Handshake and a hot towel.
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(noun) The worse kind of handshake - similar to the jewish handshake but contains the oscillation frequency close to that of the square of the speed of light (shitingly fast). The result of the kimchi handshake is obviously kimchi.
korean dad: "hey ommaa it seems we have very little kimchi left in our storage, could you please make some more?"
korean mom: "certainly! pull your pants down and let me give you the Kimchi Handshake!....dinner will be ready soon!"
3====> onomnomnom....... *kimchi!*
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