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Someone who is obsessed with a fictional character and plans to marry them. They often carry pictures of them, know the plot all or most of their book or series by heart, can recite multiple quotes from the books, and have reffered to themselves as "Mr./Mrs. (character's last name)." Examples include: Edward Cullen, Harry Potter, Emmet Cullen and Jasper Cullen.
Mike: Yo Dude! My girlfriend Jane is such a Harry Plotter! She's so obsessed with Edward Cullen that she plastered her locker with pictures with him, and changed her Facebook name to "Jane Cullen."
Mark: Dude, I feel your pain. My ex, Mary, changed her name to "Mary Potter" on Facebook.
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A sexual position where you climb on top and then do absolutely nothing. Named for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV). Under his lack of leadership, the Senate failed to pass a budget in 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012. He also blocked votes on numerous jobs bills passed by the House of Representatives.
I spent so long trying to talk her into bed that when I finally got on, I pulled a 'Harry Reid' and fell asleep.
He talked a big game, but it turns out he was completely clueless. It was like sleeping with 'Harry Reid'.
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A Harry Potter is a sexual term which references a man pulling out of the mouth of a woman during oral sex, to ejaculate a zigzag (lightening bolt) pattern upon her forehead.
Hey man! Dude, it was crazy last night. Sheila was sucking me off and I totally gave her a Harry Potter. I hit a little high though and got some in her hair - she was pissed
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The most beautiful and perfect person in the world. He's got the cutest curls and is a member of the sexiest boy band in the world, One Direction. He is in a romantic relashionship with Louis Tomlinson. BUT HES MINE. He deserves the most amazing, long and fun-filled life.
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Harry Maguire's defending is the worst in the Premier League, even worse than Phil Jones'.
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The Harry Potter is a sexual move that occurs when there are two partners participating in anal sex, and the "giving" partner pulls out but continues the anal penetration with his finger now acting as the penis unknowingly to the "receiving" partner. The "giving" partner then will fake ejaculation by spitting on the "receiving" partners back. Since the "receiving" partner assumes that the sexual activity has ceased, she/he turns around to face the "giving" partner as is typical after any sexual activity. The "giving" partner will then scream "avada kadavra", and while holding his penis like a wand he will ejaculate on the "receiving" partners face followed by taking the hand used for penetration and drawing the iconic lightning bolt scar on the "receiving" partners forehead with the feces extracted from the receiving partners anus.
Yo man I totally Harry Pottered this witch last night, and lets just say it was magical
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A curly-haired,green-eyed boy that belongs to Louis Tomlinson.He also bottoms.
Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson sure is a great couple.
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