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"his dick was massive, it was like a babies arm holding a sheeps heart"
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A particularly large line of cocaine that in theory, could stop your heart beating, but in practice, will get you higher as a Premiership footballer after then last game of the season.
"Holy Jesus fucking Christ, I've just done an absolute heart stopper. Give me five minutes and I'll be talking like a total cunt".
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A commonly used diagrammatic symbol of a heart, school kids the world over use it to replace the word 'love' (ie: Billy Bob <3 Cheryl Sixfingers)
The origins of this word are more sordid than most people realise, whilst we all know a heart is more of a lump than a 'love heart', nor is it pink or a defined red, have a little think about what body part looks like it?
If you guessed a spread open woman's vagina, then you're correct. The 'love heart' is the 'love centre' of a woman, a stereotypical (ie: non-uglified) vagina will bear this shape when spread wide by the womans hands, therefore pulling each labia majoris out and upwards slightly, the clitoral hood remains tighter against the skin than the labia majora thus pulling downwards on the pinkish red opening.
So next time you see a 6 year old write their name <3 someone, try not to laugh blatently at the fact they've just drawn a cunt.
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War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength. It's 1984, Orwell was right, Big Brother lies. War on terror my arse, the only terrorists out there are us Americans. The CIA put Saddam and Osama in power, they used 9/11 as an excuse to bump them off and replace their middle eastern puppets! Go to www.nowarforisrael.com or www.whatreallyhappened.com for more information, in the meantime, enjoy the fact all our liberties have been taken from us, we're now the land of the prisoners, not the free!
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when a girl sucks your balls so hard you get a hickie on your sac. the puple is for the color of with you balls turn and heart for the courage to with stand the situation.
bro my girl just gave me a purple heart.
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Coined by Hex and PulseChain cryptocurrency creator Richard Heart, 'Heart's Law' states that cryptocurrencies and like assets bound by liquidity pairing will subsequently rise and fall alongside one another as a result of that liquidity pairing.
Hey bro, when Tether collapses, BTC will dump hard alongside it according to Heart's Law.
Yeah bro, that Richard Heart sure is a smart guy.
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For one to be overly sympathetic. Those with "Bleeding Hearts" mean well, sure, but they are some of the biggest, nosiest little damn babies, so much so that they only serve to be the annoying ones.
This slang is comprised of people with liberalistic ideals and goals, not realistically understanding the situation though they tend to think they do, regardless the situation and won't let in for even a moment.
Quite seriously, 3/4 of the United States of America's society is filled with bleeding hearts. If you honestly dislike this example, and are offended by my opinion, you know what you are.
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Open full and completely perfect love for the universe.
He has an Eden Heart
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