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An actor who is fucking terrible at acting. Paints himself purple and carries around vinyl records, claiming to be "hipster." Is so pathetic that a black NJ Transit worker was scared off.
NES Kess, you're a fucking horrible hipster hulk.
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Pabst Blue Ribbon...The beer of choice for any hipster. One would think its popular because its cheap, but really because in a hipster's mind its considered obscure. Hipster's typically will dislike anything mainstream so Bud Light, Miller, or Coors dont have a chance if PBR is available.
Guy: Hey I'm going to get a Bud Light. You want one?
Hipster: (looks at Beer Taps) Oh man they got PBR! Sweet. Most bars don't have Hipster Heaven. That's rad dude! I'll totally take that on draft Bro.
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Someone who is so obsessed with Apple, and Steve Jobs, they can't even fathom rational thought or logical observations. A borderline retard.
Apple Hipster: "The iPhone is awesome because it doesn't have Flash!"
Person: "Why is that?"
Apple Hipster: "Steve Jobs says HTML5 will be better than everything!"
Person: "Do you even know what Flash is?"
Apple Hipster: "Something Steve Jobs says I shouldn't like! I hate it!"
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A person with a holier-than-thou (aka, 'I'm-way-better-than-you') attitude who thinks they're righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. Note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. Also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that The Cribs will hate them forever.
Person 1: Fuck, it's that hipster douchebag from English class.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.
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A person who treats hipsterdom as an image instead of a mindset. Also will usually be honest enough to admit to being a hipster, which completely goes against what true hipsters stand for (which is being "non-conformist" to a social stereotype). Other than that, they are often hard to tell between real hipsters. They typically dress like hipsters will, such as skinny jeans, lots of facial hair, and fedora hats, and listen to the same kind of music as real hipsters do. However, fake hipsters often don't have the same level of pretention as a real hipster does, and are less likely to put down others that are not like them.
Scene: Arcade Fire Wins Album of the Year at the Grammys
Fake Hipster: "Yay! I'm so happy for Arcade Fire! I hope others can see how supremely talented they are. I need to tell my friends."
An Actual Hipster: "Oh wow. Arcade Fire just sold-out, haven't they? Now everybody in college is going to like their music..."
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Don't give a shit about anything and will do what they want. They are not insecure and don't care if something is childish, lame, weak, etc... they will do it. THEY DO WHAT THEY WANT! True hipsters are the trend setters of hipster culture and often followed by the wanna be hipsters(individuals who think its cool to be a hipster and cares too much if they're hipster enough)
friend: That beer is nasty, I wouldn't even bother touching it.
true hipster: Hmmmm, I like it! It taste good, give me some more PBR!
friend: Pabst Blue Ribbon taste like aluminum can man...
true hipster: it didn't get Blue Ribbon awards for no reason ;)
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What a hipsters become when they realize the negative effects of their nihilism. Sometimes comes from reading books, world travel and profound global and domestic events that demand earnestness. Sometimes comes from meeting an actual blue collar person or when they realize they're 30, broke and mom stopped sending the checks.
Hey, hipster. Your behavior just highlights your provincialism/yuppie-ness/naivete and completely contradicts the image you're trying to convey. Better work on being a post-hipster if you want to stay relevant. Here's a Filson bag, a bottle of Laphroiag, some Hemingway and a frequent flyer card.
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