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When a girl has perky tits and they be pointing out straight
I look so good my boobs are so perky, I'm reppin the hitler tits
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A stupid fuck that always ID's you every single fuckin time, even though they have seen your ID.
What took so long?
I was buying smokes, and that fuckin ID Hitler asked me for my ID again
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Remove penis from anus during anal intercourse. Make sure that the penis has a bit of feces on the tip. You may need to go back in deeper to get a sufficient amount of fecal matter on the tip of the penis. Once you have a good amount of fecal matter, you then touch the upper lip of your partner, making sure not to smear, to get a perfect Hitler style mustache.
You can then enjoy the sight, or you can touch lip to lip to provide yourself with a Sexy Hitler too. That is called a Dueling Hitler.
That Sexy Hitler looked great! I wanted to look awesome, so I gave her a lite kiss to transfer one to me too. Our Dueling Hitlers were the talk of the club.
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a person who says terrible things, terrible terrible things
bob-dude i totally wanna make sweet sweet love to your girlfriend like real bad...
joe-dude you're such a verbal hitler!
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When a woman shaves her pubic hair into a landing strip, and then wears a bikini bottom that doesn't cover all of it.
Dang, Carrie should have shaved it all off before wearing that to the beach; she's totally got a Hitler 'stach now.
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The third RIECH was supposed to last 1000 years. Well, New Hitler, the leader of the fourth RIECH, plans to make this last a more reasonable amount of time, 10 years. . Plans to start wwIII AND annihilate all Jews, niggers, and flamboyant gay males.
All hail ze new fuher, New Hitler
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