Sandy Hook

Engaging in the act of sex on a beach. One then ejaculares into the vaginal or anal cavity. The individual then proceeds to lick his finger, stick it in the sand. Then digs out the semen with your hand in the shape of a hook.

Yo I was banging this girl at the beach and I totally sandy hooked her

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captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

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Irish Hook

A male having irish heritage having a dick with slight curveiture upwards btw the way the ladies love it.

Jess loves to lick peanut butter off Sully's irish hook.

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meat hook

the meat hook is when you find a pregnant lady ( doesnt matter if she is a friend or stranger) then you bring her into a house. after getting her and kidnapping the pregnant women you will grab a big hook to grab stuff with. you will then ram it up the girls vagina. you will then reach in and hook the fetus of the baby inside and then pull it out. then you may have sex with the babies fetus and when your done with that you can then lasso the mom with the babies umbilical cord to then having sex with the mom. the mom always is happy after she just saw her baby having sex. yay

grab a mom and take the baby. then use the meat hook to grab the baby

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Hook Masterbation

To masterbate oneself with hooks.

Damn, I have no hands, so I have to yank off with hooks! I call it Hook Masterbation.

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off the hook

synonym for busy - and not in the sense of "unavailable," but rather "sustaining much activity."

the Urban Dictionary is off the hook for October

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sky hook

The act of lobbing an object in an awkward fashion (i.e an egg out of a sunroof whilst in a car) so as to hit your target, but gain plenty more props than a generic free throw.

Oh my god! I can't believe you hit that hooker with your sky hook surprise!

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