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a horse that likes the spices off cowboy's nuts when they get too lonely
after appling spices to nuts a gaucho horse licks them off
An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse
Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse
An appetizer. A deliberate mispronunciation of the word "hordoerve."
I'll bring a vegetable horse ovary to the party.
Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.
'That man is a right horse washer'.
What I was referred to in my 3rd class.
1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)
Those that are in love with their horses and prefer interaction and intimacy with their horses than with actual people. Also are snooty and inevitably annoy all those around them
They also tend to wear 'riding boots' to let others know of their love for their horses
"Oh did you see the Horse person's status about HORSES on Facebook? Not very surprising..."
"Bobby, why don't you date Sue?"
"Because dad, Sue's family is full of horse people"
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Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple.
The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
person a) aww! look at that cute purple unicorn! lets go pat it!
person b) noo! that's a purple horse! it'll eat your brains!
horse) OMNOMNOMNOM
person b) timmy! noooo
person a) my brains are being eaten!
horse) mmm BRAIIINZZ!
person b)Ah well, I never really liked timmy all that much in the first place.
person c) yeah. neither did I. Thanks purple horse.
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