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1) Said by someone who is indifferent to a given situation
2) Said by someone who is trying to convince themselves that they are over a particular given situation.
Alex keeps saying she's over it, but, I don't really see how she could be when she keeps saying she is.
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I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.
Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!
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my significant other is a fagtron
She whispers into my ear that she's tired.
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two common uses: 1)a way of agreeing to do something. 2)a way to tell someone of homosexual status.
1)"wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"yea, i'm down."
2)In a gay club: "hey, i didn't know you were gay."
"oh yea, i'm down."
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Something you say when you have no idea what else to say
Person 1: Have you heard of homosexuals?
Person 2: I'm a sock.
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The calm before the storm.
A woman's way of letting you know she's pissed but not telling what she's pissed about. Don't ask her why she's mad, as this will trigger the dangerous "It's nothing". Just figure out what you did (even if you didn't do anything) and make it up to her soon. If you don't she'll probably complain about how you don't care about her.
You've been warned
Him: How are you babe?
Her: I'm fine...
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