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time it takes for derek jeter to suck off joe torree while A-Rod jack's off in the corner
steinbrunner..."Hey bernie they done down there?"...
bernie..."Yep"
steinbrunner..."Damn...that wat i call a new york minute"
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Not the 61 second man, not the 59 second man, 62 is way out. He is the 60 second, the half of two minutes, the 1/60 of an hour, he is, THE ONE MINUTE MAN. It takes him only ONE minute to start and complete things.
"Holy crap! That plumber is a one minute man!"
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1:The average amount of time it takes for a New Yorker(male) to cum. New Yorkers tend to talk the talk, but cannot walk the walk. This goes for fighting also, bringing us to a second definition. 2: The time it takes to kick the shit out of a New Yorker.
1: Sarah knew that Tony would be done in a New York minute, after she stuck her thumb up his ass.
2: I got in 3 fights in NY, not one of them lasting longer than a New York minute.
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At least one a yo bitches best be within 19 minutes a yo dick so you dont go wastin dat morning wood
My boi: "You watchin that 19 minute rule?"
Me: "Hell yeah, all my bitches less than 10 minutes away"
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A Michael Steele Minute is destined to replace the New York Minute as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.
A New York Minute is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.
A Michael Steele Minute is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.
Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Minute!
Man 2: You and me both!
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a word that is used only and ONLY by girls to signify in girl language :
1." bruh....... i am in the bathroom puttin' on mah make up y yous think that when yous ask me if i dun imma say yes? OH HEELL NAW BOO BOO when i say a " few more minutes" it means that imma stay here in mah bathroom for a HELLA long time cuz you pissed me ugly ass bitch, straight up you could watch the creation, evolution and death of humanity for 500x times and imma still not be finished w/ my foundation so shut the hell up bitch"
2. or your girlfriends tryna hide the fact that she had a one night stand with your dad or your hella hot friend because she was "drunk"
f@ckboi: hey hun when will u be dun??
literal she-devil of a gf: a few more minutes hun
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