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Babyface Law is a term used to define cucks who would rather watch their wife bang well hung dudes rather than go through the pitfalls of a divorce. Specifically, it is the face Todd Clem (aka Bubba the Love Sponge used when Hulk Hogan was banging his wife.
Mike Waters: I can't believe you let Hulk Hogan bang your wife!
Todd C: (as his face contorts) If I don't put on the babyface law, I will be tied up in divorce court.
Mike Waters: As least Heather is satisfied.
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Paragraph(s) used to discredit Derek Carr slander, often used to prove why he is a top ten NFL quarterback.
You think Matthew Stafford and Kyler Murray are better than Derek Carr? Let me show you Rhymestine's Law.
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When sharing something and you know you don't wanna share it with everyone cause you won't have any left over, you kims law it (you share with one more person and then the rest is yours) and then no one can get mad because you called out kims law.
Emily can I have some chips?" "Yep, but Kims Law after you
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A play on words that seem to be referring to the dictator Mao Zedong (Tse-tung) as being a law-abiding citizen, when in fact the phrase refers to LOFLMAO, a variation of ROFLMAO, meaning LOL'ing on the floor laughing. Despite the inherent redundancy, this phrase has been slowly growing in use as internet chat rooms seek newer ways to express themselves.
chadbrochillz18: I thought the new Twilight movie was pretty good.
PeteZombie: ....orly?
chadbrochillz18: Yah, Rob Pat is on top of his game. As was Shark Boy.
PeteZombie: GTFO. NOW.
*chadbrochillz banned
bloodninja2: Lawful Mao, sir.
PeteZombie: You too.
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Murray's Law states that everybody is happier when they are receiving sex on a somewhat regular basis. Food tastes better, work is easier, etc. when people are getting sex on at least a somewhat regular basis. Murray's Law can apply to people in relationships or people not in relationships.
Joe: Why has John been so happy lately?
Dave: He's been getting some every night this week. Murray's Law, dude.
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For every Zeed action there is a breakage reaction.
Zeed: *plugs in monitor adaptor*
PC: BSOD
Everyone: "ah...that's Zeed's Law...
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