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Possessing the Adonis DNA, tiger blood and warlock skills that would give one the most amazing winning self esteem ever.
I may weigh 400lbs., but with my new found self-esheen, I am going to rock a speedo at the beach!
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One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.
1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
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When millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of screwing over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking La Croix water. Can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified book store or record shop.
"Why did you call into work sick 15 minutes before your shift started?"
"Oh, I was practicing self care."
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when one humiliates themselves to thepoint point of being pwned
Yo whats up with that kid during class, he is always making stupid comments and self-pwning himslef.
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The act of being able to cover your previous prevarications effectively with new untruths that support the orginal ones in question well enough such that they will no longer be suspect.
Our son has such a great future ahead of him. He is so self relient.
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One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.
1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
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The skills you need to master and use to protect yourself from home invasion, robbery, or other personal attack by greasy haired Pachucos, Crips, Bloods, and other criminals.
If you want protect yourself from attacks by Pachucos and other criminals, you have to learn self defense.
Liberals call Self Defense "taking the law into your own hands." They do not want people to defend themselves against criminals.
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