The Ability to hang out with lots or girls but never close or date any of them.
James: You see Drew was hanging out with some girls yesterday
Ty: Yeah but it sucks he pulled a classic Lundy and didn’t close with any of them
James: damn, was finally happy to see him get some play
"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"
When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic
Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence
Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth
when a person is showing care and empathy for a fellow human being.
"I was really upset this whole week, but then Joe called me. He's a classic imo."
A little bit of ecstasy and big amount of ketamine.
(the classic is defined by a specific ecstasy pill; the Phillip plein gray)
This usually leads to the takers de-evolution of physical abilities to those of a child around age 3-4 when it's learning to walk for the first time.
Guy tripping: "right right... Drifting..."
Buddy: "... Lol"
Guy tripping: "what the fuck...
Oohhh..."
Buddy: "haha Berlin flip (classic) "
To vomit, typically after heavy drinking. A portmanteau of the colloquial vomiting description "to yak" and the popular professional fishing tournament "Bassmaster Classic."
John: Dude, Kevin had way too much tonight...I think he's having a Yakmaster Classic in the bathroom right now.
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)
Classical Consortium Academy is your generic Christian private school founded in 2006, located at Village Church of Barrington.
They only meet Mondays to set themselves apart.
Move along nothing to see here
Classical Consortium Academy is where I went in middle school, look at me so prim and proper