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Look at that girl doing modified push-ups. She can't do real ones.
When you are taking a shit and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your ass, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.
***Caution, this can break face capillaries.
Dave: "Hey, Unis, we can't go out to the bar tonight."
Unis: "Why is that?"
Dave: "I'm doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. I don't want my bro to see me like this."
Unis: "Well dear, you know I hear that Loreal matte make up works wonders!"
When a song or similar item of pop culture from decades ago is used in current media and becomes popular to a new audience.
It is in reference to Kate Bush's 1985 song "Running up that hill" and how it became a #1 hit in 2022 after being on the TV show "Stranger Things"
That TV show gave Colin Hay the Kate Bush push so now my son wants all my old Men at Work albums.
A girl putting a finger up a man's anus while giving head.
She wasn't too good at head, but she really got my motor running when she started to push the porsche around.
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Push pen anxiety is when you click your pen's little button. It is addicting because of it's sound and it's motion of going up and down (no sexual innuendo.) You kind of get hypnotized. It's weird but kinda awesome. Hah, try it out but not in class. You might get in trouble with your teacher, mates.
The child got push pen anxiety and got in trouble for clicking it so much times.
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your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.
I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.
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The uncircumsized penis of an African American male. When the foreskin is pulled back, the action resembles that of the well known Push Pop Candy.
Jeff picked up a chick at the club and took her to his car to get a blow job. She engulfed his Chocolate Push Pop until he blew his load.
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