Italian spoon

Italian spoons are typically used with a fork traditionally to spin the spaghetti on the spoon. This won't work if you have a bent fork.

When someone calls you a bent fork, (dumb, or stupid) the return would be your an Italian spoon, something thats just as stupid as a bent fork

Daniella: Yeah, you're a total bent fork
Mark: your an italian spoon

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Italian erection

an undescended testicle

Johnny was born with an Italian erection

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Italian Job

Receiving a hand job but your partners hands are covered in crushed up Italian Seasoned Croutons.

Jack: Did you see Amy last night?
Fred: Yea, she gave me an Italian Job behind the Olive Garden.
Jack: Didn't that hurt?
Fred: A little, but it smelled great.

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italian pancake

When ejaculating on a females stomach, leting it dry up in the sun, then making her peel it off & eat it.

Bro I tottaly just gave that chick an italian pancake.

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italian dinner

A series of swinging meats and balls.

I gave that boy an Italian dinner last night.

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italian sweater

A term used to describe the excessive body hair on an individual. Usually looked down upon by the mainstream, some have chosen to embrace their gift as it makes them unique.

LeMort: Omg look at my italian sweater!
Girl: Omg so hawt! I want to have your babies!

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italian stalion

A sexy italian guy with a big cock who fucks like a champion. Mike Garafola is an example of this. His dick is big and he fucks you in ways you wouldnt think possible. Spending the night with him is the most amazing experience you will ever have.

Mike is an italian stalion. He fucked me so good and made my pussy cum multiple times.

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