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jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.
me: i love you jessica melanson.
jess: i love you too hun.
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A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out
Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now
Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica
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Danny and Jessica are two unique forces, equally powerful but when together they become the last unknown and most powerful infinity stone. Limitless potential. Immortal and the best looking couple to swagger down the street since Brad and Ange
"Whoa, look at those two.... they are so Danny and Jessica"
"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"
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An amazing, loyal,beautiful, compassionate,funny,intelligent,empathetic,kindhearted person.she is charming and extremely down to earth but still full of life.she is one of the guys and can sometimes be too honest.She is Weird but rare has a heart of gold;always putting others before herself and will do anything to make you smile and feel special. extremely easy to talk doesn’t judge and people easily find comfort in her company. She is a lover of animals and small children. She has a natural mesmerizing and alluring aura that has guys and girls falling for her but doesn’t believe she is as attractive as she is one of the most loyal and and honest friend or mate u could have
Jessica Faith is one off my favorite people
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A Jessica Munro is where you cooked yourself dinner, particularly salmon with mustard, you don't clean up after yourself because Mum will clean it up and get angry at your Dad because he didn't help.
Last night I felt hungry and lazy so I did a Jessica Munro.
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the nastiest most evil bitch you will ever meet. if you ever happen to come across a jessica zevallos you should run immediately. also her pussy stanky.
person 1: “bro did you see jessica zevallos at school today”
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
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to have the last word; to NEED to have the last word, no matter what
The conversation was clearly over, and I acknowledged the outcome, but she had to say that she was right.
She was really pulling a Jessica!
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