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Justin Bieber is a young teenage boy who's believed to have not yet reached puberty. Many people think he's homosexual. His fans defend him by typing in upper case letters, many being completely illiterate. He's the next biggest thing with kids aged between 8-15 years - their love for Miley Cyrus and The Jo Bro's seeming to have completely fizzled out. Within a year or so he'll be just another washed up star, or let's certainly hope so!
Normal person: *Hears Justin Bieber on the radio*
Oh god he's everywhere, where does it end?!
Bieber fan: UR JUST JELOS BECOZ HE'S FAMUS ND GAWJUSS!!!!
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his girlish voice will make your ears bleed, he will be the cause of the end of the world
Justin Bieber better watch out Chuck Norris will find him and juice his head with his bear hands
Justin Bieber:baby baby baby ohhhhhh!!!
People all over the country: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!my ears are bleeding
Justin Bieber *walking backstage
Chuck Norris spins around in chair "ive been expecting you"
Justin bieber" oh shit"
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A female breed of Canadian parasite that feeds off of the cells of humans, typically teenage girls and the occasional homeless man. Being the only member of its species, it cannot reproduce due to participating in homosexuality. It also is doomed to permanently remain in its primary stage of development, never evolving to its adult form.
"A Justin Bieber has been spotted. Turn off all radio stations and remove all J.B. posters from your stereotypical teenage daughter's walls - it is armed with crappy music."
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Thrush, as it is a Irritating cunt
My wife has got a bit of Justin Beiber
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1 The anti-christ 2 Nickname for a shooting target
{1} Satan's Facebook status reads "Justin Beiber". How anticlimactic. {2} I want to test out my new Barret M82 .50 Cal Sniper Rifle on that Justin Beiber.
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A person who has no talent and singing abilities.
A boy who is actually 5'6 and is getting girlish. Has no friends, no life, and would do us all a favor if he just left Hollywood.
A girl looking guy who has 7 year olds practically worshipping him.
ex:
"OMG, Casey! Did you hear James in chores? He sounded HORRIBLE!" "Yea, he's such a Justin Beiber."
"Hi I'm Justin, I'm a lowlife!"
"OMG! Justin Beiber was great yesterday at the concert!" "Dude. No he wasn't."
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Justin Timberlake was asked if he is trying to compete with Usher if he can dance better.
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