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To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.
I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.
Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?
I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.
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Jason abbott is someone who is cool as fuck he is truly amazing in every way
Jason abbott is a fucking legend
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Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.
John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".
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Worst guy you will ever meet plays with u and is a dickhead - from his side hoes
Jason Viti dick
I know right
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Jason Barnas is an insult to another person meaning garbage and retarded.
Dude how are you this jason Barnas at life.
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A male vocalist known as a Country Music artist who is being promoted as a talented singer. His record company hopes to utilize the same mass hypnotism which eventually resulted in the Country audience accepting Kenny Chesney as a talented singer and "star" also.
Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.
Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.
Jason Aldean's modest talent may be observed by listening to singles such as "Laughed Until We Cried."
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Definition 1. To break your collarbone when trying to scramble without sliding .
Definition 2. To throw an interception right to the defender when you are in the red zone when game is on the line .
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Guy #1: Did you see the Browns-Raiders game ? Scott Fujita and Chris Gocong tackle Jason Campbell to the ground and they broke his collarbone !
Guy #2: Oh Shiet !
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Guy #1: Every time i play madden with you, i always throw a Jason Campbell !
Guy #2: Dude i know ! You got a good drive going on and next thing you know you throw the ball right to me !
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