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jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.
me: i love you jessica melanson.
jess: i love you too hun.
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A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out
Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now
Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica
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to have the last word; to NEED to have the last word, no matter what
The conversation was clearly over, and I acknowledged the outcome, but she had to say that she was right.
She was really pulling a Jessica!
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the nastiest most evil bitch you will ever meet. if you ever happen to come across a jessica zevallos you should run immediately. also her pussy stanky.
person 1: “bro did you see jessica zevallos at school today”
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
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A graphic designer who lives and breathes inspiration, passion, and the goal to be distinct.
David Carson, Paul Rand, Milton Glaser, Jessica Pecoraro
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a full crackhead, and a total slut for feet pics. will post pictures of herself crying for her finsta, but is a softie on the inside. always looking fine, and has a killer booty. boys would die to be able to be on her private snapchat, but block her after they see the daily videos of her crying. very wholesome, but prone to seducing your dad. never showers, causing her to have a stanky coochie & ass. will tell you she loves you after 4 minutes of talking, than fuck your bestfriend afterwards. normally a short bitch who thinks QLD is amazing, but everyone knows she's wrong. known to be the football bike.
jason derulo: "damnnnn there's Jessica Read with the stanky coochie, Phat ass though."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."
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Danny and Jessica are two unique forces, equally powerful but when together they become the last unknown and most powerful infinity stone. Limitless potential. Immortal and the best looking couple to swagger down the street since Brad and Ange
"Whoa, look at those two.... they are so Danny and Jessica"
"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"
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