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Jim Joyce Safe

Something that is definitely not safe.

1. Guy 1: Dude, it'd be totally safe to jump my car over an opening drawbridge!
Guy 2: Uh, no, that'd be Jim Joyce Safe.

2. Cleveland's Jason Donald was Jim Joyce Safe at first base.

by randombufffffalo June 4, 2010

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Jim Brady Moment

Used to define someone of a weak disposition during a screening of a film. Synonymous with vomit.

Named for a during a really gripping moment during "127 Hours" where James Franco was hacking away and this wee Belfast girl pops in with "Excuse me, if Jim Brady's wife is in here could she please come outside, he's being rather ill you know...".

Henceforth similar moments in film are described in the Belfast area as being a "Jim Brady Moment."

by shaunomacx January 11, 2011

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Jim Caviezel Gun

A nickname for the DY357-LX in the original Perfect Dark, named thus because it produces an instant kill effect due to the shards of the true cross embedded in each shell.

Holy shit, he laid me out with the Jim Caviezel gun!

by kharenzo February 1, 2007

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Jim Crow Fisted

When you have 3 out of 5 inserted into your anus or vagina.

โ€œYeah, I couldnโ€™t really get it up so I just Jim Crow Fisted him.

by jackolanterntierney July 10, 2018

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Jim Henson Job

A Jim Henson Job is funkyism of the cockney slang "muppet"; Jim Henson being the creator of the popular childrens television characters and franchise "The Muppets". Basically it means you're an idiot, fool, or twit.

What did you do that for? You're a Jim Henson Job

by Funkyisms March 18, 2016

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Jim Crow balls

To perform a "69" with a man and/or woman while the other partner will whip your nuts as you are pleasuring them.

"Dude my nuts hurt like hell, my friend Cletus gave me old fashioned Jim Crow balls and I couldn't sit up straight for hours.

by DeepFreyer November 18, 2012

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jim beam hand

the hand in which one holds/cherishes the fact that one has a jim beam in their hand.

"Hurt my jim beam hand and you'll be extremely sorry"

by groggsie September 22, 2003

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