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lexie johnson

a really pretty girl with the juiciest coochie and the most delicious gorilla grip… super cool

who’s that’s girl? oh that hot chick, that’s lexie johnson

by butterballbigdick April 29, 2022


sophie johnson

Sophie johnson is a keeper she is very fit and a good laugh she is very lovely and kind and has a very anoying brother aka if u have a sophie johnson keep them forever

Sophie johnson is a very kind person

by Pineappleandcarrot March 7, 2021


Gary Johnson

the only candidate in 2016 who would respect individual rights and liberties including free speech and cannabis legalization

Gary Johnson is good, Clinton and Trump are both bigots towards LGBT people and racial minorities.

by Libertypedia June 4, 2023

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Donald Johnson

Wow a hybrid between a prime minister and president! What fun.... the hair is tragic, so is the skin colour... oranges called they want they're colour back.

Person 1: paha that's a big orange oo and look at the dust

Person 2: nah that's a mix of Donald Trump and Bor is Johnson what a dick!
Person 1: true, hes a right Donald Johnson

by HayleyDog101 May 4, 2020


Trevor Johnson

Just a nigga tryna get his bag up who was medically diagnosed with a micro penis

"Trevor Johnson has the smallest wiener i've ever seen"
"Yeah ong 100 pimp"

by Tmnich November 10, 2020


cedric johnson

An amazing beautiful person. Not many cool cedrics out there. Sexy body , nice eyes , cute face are ways to describe him. He's a caring funny type person. Never mean. Hopefully one day you could meet him.

Daamnn cedric johnson.
Cedric is so cute
Fuck me Cedric.

by HonestAbe Lincoln October 6, 2013


Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.

While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.

by Jpeno October 23, 2020