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Scrubby Johnson

Used to describe someone (or something) you would never aspire to be.

Don't NOBODY want a scrubby johnson!!!

by SP babii February 2, 2010


The Johnson fam

They are a YouTube channel with 1.2 million subscribers. They average about 1249 subscribers a day

The Johnson fam is the best YouTube channel

by Ldgigtgh July 24, 2019


Magic Johnson

To overcome an illness or sickness

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."

by Smiggy Balls January 4, 2019


Johnson Bank

adj. - a girl that has had sex with many different men. In other words, many guys have deposited their "Johnson's" in her "bank." This term is reserved for the sluttiest girls you know.

Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen that girl that always wears those really short booty shorts around campus?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah! She has had sex with all of the guys on the basketball team... She's a real Johnson Bank"

by JBank September 20, 2010


Doing a Johnson

Breaking the law, having no regard for the rule of law

The police caught the burglar doing a johnson, as he was arrested while breaking into someone’s property.

by Sorbitar September 24, 2019


Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.

While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.

by Jpeno October 23, 2020


d'ettra johnson

don't ft always on pause. resting bitch face . says she is "nice" but is the complete opposite. a freak and horny 24/7. super smart that it's annoying . scorpio ,pillow princess and very bottom energy.

why the fuck you acting like a d'ettra Johnson

by caca 247 March 15, 2020