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Literally the best couple out there. Always the coolest people in town, best looking couple around. You wish you could be like them but you aren’t and it’s ok. If your name is Juan, get urself an Isabel.
A: “Omg are those Juan and Isabel?”
B: “Yeah they’re so hot they shd make a sex tape”
Juan ceney like a melody
Juan ceney like a melody in my head my nut
a beast in 2k. a beast in bed.
juan ruiz will probably be drafted in the NBA.
A person who always wants to improve himself and fulfill his dreams, the best friend you could ask for, will always give you a hand in difficult times and support you in your achievements, be careful if you fall in love with him because you will only receive love, hugs, songs that lull you and many other beautiful things.
“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”
Juan José Robayo + You = Your Soulmate!
Juan Jose Robayo, Person who loves music and his loved ones.
Top tier knob glazer .Also might be Hendersonville biggest simp . Gets on his knees for big cock Dan .
Did you see that big Juan got all the gravy work this week . Yeah it’s because he glazed big cock Dan
The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.
“I had a girl over last night he he heee “ Total Juan move you did nothing...