If you don't know who the fuck he is then Lace the Fuck Up EST Biiiitch.
I went to Cleveland last night and Machine Gun Kelly kicked me in the balls with his fresh new laced up chuck taylors and it reaaallllly hurt.
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It's like what R Kelly got caught doing; Except in this case the girl urinates on the guy. Also, being underage is not a requirement and should be avoided at all costs.
Lynn: I'll be right back. I haven't been to the bathroom since before lunch, I really gotta pee.
Me: Now'd be a good time to try that Reverse R Kelly thing I read about on Urban Dictonary. Are you up for it?
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Pissing on someones face, weather they like it or not
This Bitch was pissin me off last night so I hooked her up with an R Kelly FaceWash!
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A phrase used when talking to a batter in baseball. To encourage your player to hit a homerun....you yell to them "go deep like Kelly." Kelly refers to Jim Kelly throwing to a deep ball to Andre Reed.
Hey, Will...Go deep like Kelly
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one of the hottest girls you will ever meet, best girlfriend ever,
Kelly marie clare is the best person in the world.
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weed.
βMachine Gun Kelly is weed.β
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This term is commonly used for someone like a bit of dick and should really just buy a weekly.
" I can't believe you just dabbed on the bus driver, your such a Kelly Campbell-end!"