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The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.
Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"
A resturaunt in murica that steals and kidnapps children and put them in grinders and serve to other fellow muricans. And also they laugh at babies that have no parents and them steal them to reward shrek for good behavior and work ethics. Never eat there unless its on your bucket list or in your parents will. Skumbags
KFC was sooooo good!!! Never had anything like it.
What the fuck you are eating your own kind. I hope you're happy Eating Kentucky Fried Children
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When a woman yells dougman repeatedly while she pees when a man is preforming anal sex
If you piss her off she'll give you a reverse kentucky buffalo
Inbred hillbilly murder mafia mostly known for fucking there cousins, going to prison, having a speech impediment and of course cooking meth and committing homicide. Favorite pass times of the kentucky viper militia are: Enjoying life in mental hospitals, getting drunk and lighting stacks of tires on fire in the middle of the street on new years and dancing around the fire hooting and hollering and shooting guns in the air and praying to demons. They can often be seen driving around in huge trucks running over everything from garbage cans to motorcycles and shooting while driving. You might ask where are they driving to? In most cases they are on their way to find more cousins to breed with. They own whore houses and strip clubs and they violently control their so called territory. When other gangs dont pay the extortion tax demanded by so called field commander members of the other gang usually end up in a shallow grave by the side of the road. Every whore house and bar they own is filthy AF and must be avoided for health reasons. People die in those places.
Daryll: Last night I went to a whore house that is ran by the Kentucky Viper Militia. One of the whores OD'd in her room
Brandon Junior: That's scary as fuck. Did anyone try to help her?
Daryll: No bruh. The chick croaked and they raised the price cuz they said you gotta pay more for fetish shit
when your going down on a girl you burp inside her and then she quiffs it out on your face
I was eating out this girl and you know I always burp after a great meal. I decided to pull a kentucky cunt rumbler on her. I had a massive burp coming up, so I blew it in her and she quiffed it out all over my face.
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A 5 gallon gas can with a siphon hose used to steal gas from someone else's car.
Bring the Kentucky credit card, I need gas.
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When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.
She smelt of penis and chicken after her first Kentucky Meat Shower last night
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