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Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.
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Kevinism is the best religion ever. It is a religion dictated by thy almighty Kevin Karakas for all eternity under the Prophet Emil's name.
Person A: What's Kevinism?
Person B: STFU uneducated bitch.
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The act of stupidly smiling and staring off into space, while lazily giving two thumbs up. Originated by KROQ morning radio DJ Kevin Ryder.
Person 1: Did you see that guy Kevining over there?
Person 2: He looks like such an idiot.
Person 1: I know, he's doing a great job, right?
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Person who is hardworking, and can go through tough times and come out a better person. Has friends who can support him. He is confident and is talented
Kevin will overcome his depression soon. Its because he's kevin- an amazing person.
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Kevin, he is a person you never knew u needed so much in your life. He is someone you never knew you could fall so hard for. He is so lovable and easy to fall for. When he is in your life it will be hard to let go, he will mean the world to you. He is so easy to talk to and he is a great person to have a good convo with, his conversation never get old. You could talk to him for hours on end without getting bored! He has such a great personality and will make you laugh even on the hardest days. He will always love his cars, his cars are like his life. He will always try his hardest through everything no matter how hard. His smile is the best you could look at him hours on hours, he honestly has the most perfect voice that gives u goosebumps every time you hear it. If you ever see this kevin then hiya, i don’t really know if you know who this is but... You honestly make me so happy, u make me smile so much and u make me feel loved again i just wish i could have a chance with you, i don’t think i ever will but i’ll keep wishing :) xx
friends: wow ur blushing, it’s just a text
me: yes i know but it was from kevin, he makes me so happy
freind: wow so u really like him
me: yes and i never knew i could call so hard for him
friend: good luck :)
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basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.
How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.
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