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A big bulky huge child blonde child that looks like a super hero also mistaken for a red headed ginger
why does that kid look like a super hero... oh wait it's a Kevin
6👍 8👎
A real shithead. Has the biggest ego, drinks like a fish, and is extremely good looking. Usually the life of the party, everyone knows him & wants to talk to him. Kevins are very difficult to argue with due to their sarcastic remarks and charming smile. Would go out of his way to help anyone, and can hold a conversation with a wall if need be. Can be persuasive and could probably sell anything. Gets thrown out of bars on a weekly basis either for cussing someone out or dancing like a fool up on the bar. Attention seeking whore who does things like climbing up ladders and smashing beer cans on his forehead. Can be a complete asshole and makes dumb mistakes a lot. He is naturally a genuis which gets annoying because he can be a know-it-all, very witty and has a lot of charm. Very loveable but can be mistrusting, and has some issues with his head, makes irrational decisions but fixes them later. Loves country music, and excercising. Has the body of a god despite his over sized nips. Will chase a girl he loves till the end of time, only hooks up with blonde bimbos and hated by all his ex's. Can talk your ass off and annoy the hell out of anyone. Usually a Kevin will be a member of a fraternity and despite being an ass, will love you to death.
Girl: "Kevin drunk called me again & it's 2am, should I be concerned?"
Girl 2: "Nah he's probably just face down in a ditch somewhere, he'll figure it out, always does."
Dude: "Kevin what you doing tonight man"
Kevin: "Getting drunk with my 'bros' and slamiming some poon."
8👍 12👎
A suicidal fuck that doesn't stop listening to Juice WRLD or XXXTENTACION and jerks off to hentai
stop acting like a emo fuck kevin
8👍 12👎
Kevin is a lonely person who likes to suck his own peepee because he is the Gaylord of Gay town, his favorite thing to do is to have intercourse with himself and his Dad (he will only have intercourse with his Dad is pleased if he c's all over his Dad's mouth and face and up his Dad's bootyhole). His favorite person is his teacher because he had a peepee transplant from him because Kevin's peepee is 1 atom long, and his teacher peepee is a micro peepee, but he was the only donor so he made it up to him by having intercourse with him every day.
A wild Kevin will try and suck you peepee, booty, or girl's chest dry into a shriveled privacy area.
8👍 12👎
White gangster the thuggiest person you will meet. Smokes a lot.
7👍 10👎
Kevin is a bullaman. He likes on set of boys and is gay. He takes plenty boys at night and also in the day. Man he takes a lot. He also loves to watch porn late in the night trust me but sometimes he's very respectful. Sometimes he acts like a Moda fucker and takes dicks.
Kevin takes boys a lot in the night time
7👍 10👎
Kevin is a hoe, he has a small dick alot smaller than Noah's
Kevin is a hoe
7👍 10👎