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The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.
Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
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Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.
Bro 1: Bro did you see that jacket on door knob back there???
Bro 3: oh now you’ve done it
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Suck a big fat juicy dick like corn on the cob
Ex: yo u better slob on my knob
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A technique in which a male or female assertively grabs hold of a sexual partners penis, preferably the head, and massages it vigorously in the motion of a turning doorknob causing both mild discomfort or pain with intense pleasure. -
Said to be created by a good friend C. Powers
That girl was a freak. she grabbed my shit spit on it then she worked the door knob technique
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It has the juice.
It's corn!
A big lump with Knobs!
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Located near Williamsport Pennsylvania. Bake Oven Knob is one of the more popular look outs off of the Appalachain Trail. It is highly rocky but it has become quite popular for people who live in the area as well as hikers that are hiking a large part of the trail.
"Dude wanna go to Bake Oven Knob?"
"Yeah! I heard there's gonna be a meteor shower let's go!"
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teacher: you need to study harder
me: you need to bob on my knob
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